What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:43
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Oilers-Panthers tale of the tape: Who has the edge in Cup Final rematch? - theScore.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Milky Way galaxy might not collide with Andromeda after all - Ars Technica
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Common daily vitamin could slow biological aging, major study suggests - AOL.com
No, not a chance
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hypertension: New drug shows strong results in managing blood pressure - Medical News Today
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts